D3 body, D1 cock
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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