drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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