North Korea, Best Korea!
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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