OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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