That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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