I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
no you cant smoke seaweed
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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