This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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