roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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