I need help removing her.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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