thus making me awesome and them whores
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Someone shattered a urinal.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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