Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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