I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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