adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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