We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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