I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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