thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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