What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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