belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
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