Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Randomize
