So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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