this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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