id be glad to
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
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