Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Are we still banned from the library?
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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