i was born a porn star she said
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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