I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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