He kissed a someone with a penis
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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