Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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