How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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