Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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