I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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