I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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