There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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