Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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