i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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