i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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