So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
