doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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