All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
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