I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Randomize
