dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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