Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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