The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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