I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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