She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
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