Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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