But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
