this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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