Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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