Already got asked if we're dating
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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