Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Randomize
