This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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