That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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